Sick!!

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She’s a Keeper

Well the first time i asked my current girlfriend over to my house. It was the best day of my life I texted her, asking if she wanted to come over. She said yes. In 10 minutes flat she showed up with condoms, her old NES, games for it, Xbox games,nerf guns, and two pairs of master sword/ hylian shield replicas. Yep, she’s a keeper.


(Source: College Humor)

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